I have guys, the size of Paul O Connell, contact me for advice
Give them a ball, they'd go through a wall without a moment to even think twice
Ask him to honor your biggest occasion, he faints from the thought of the deed
To speak to the gathered folk, starting to gag and choke,silently wishing he'd pee'd
There are no excuses, for oral abuses, confusions and faces in hands
Your speech will be massive , the bride will be passive and telling her friends that you're grand.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Best Man Speeches